On the Lighter Side: Reggae Trad by Jeremy Dobbs

To the tune of "I Shot the Sheriff" by Bob Marley

I resist the Pontiff, but I do not accuse him of heresy
I resist the Pontiff, but I do not accuse him of heresy

Went to my local parish one day
The priest said all I had to do was obey
I had to cry, for my eyes did see
It was a protestant liturgy
I said

I resist the Pontiff, but I do not accuse him of heresy
I resist the Pontiff, but I do not accuse him of heresy

Monsignor O'Shea is now Father Bob
He took off his collar and he got a job
Then married Sister Marie
And now has a thriving Methodist ministry
I say

I resist the Pontiff, but I do not accuse him of heresy
I resist the Pontiff, but I do not accuse him of heresy

Cardinal Sodano always hated me
For what, I don't know
I try to practice Catholicity
But Rome just seems to want it to go
I say

I resist the Pontiff, but I do not condemn the Cardinal prefect
I resist the Pontiff, and they say it has a schismatic effect

Monsignor Lefebvre started a Society
That the bishop said was not of the diocese
But with paganism being spread about
With them, my faith would only bottom out
So I, so I bailed out
I say

http://jdobbsparodies.blogspot.com/2007/01/reggae-trad.html